Twitteraties had a bash on this weekend over the wedding of the season, after ANI tweeted BJP MLA Lalita Yadav organised wedding of two frogs in Chhattarpur, Madhya Pradesh to ‘please rain gods’. With alt-science having its glory days under BJP rule, Twitter users seem to express their detest in rather humorous way. ANI’s tweet mentioned, “Wedding of two frogs organized as part of a ritual held in Chhattarpur to ‘please rain gods’. Madhya Pradesh Minister Lalita Yadav who was also present says’ We have prayed to god for rain in drought hit Bundelkhand region and for the welfare of our farmers’ (22.6.18)”.
Wedding of two frogs organized as part of a ritual held in Chhattarpur to ‘please rain gods’. Madhya Pradesh Minister Lalita Yadav who was also present says’ We have prayed to god for rain in drought hit Bundelkhand region and for the welfare of our farmers’ (22.6.18) pic.twitter.com/q2qxz7taZi
— ANI (@ANI) June 24, 2018
Soon the Tweets started pouring like the ongoing monsoon rains, flooded others’ feeds, encouraging more people to contribute, leading to one of the best real-time tackles on social media in recent days. Do have a read. We hope this will take your mind off plastic ban at least for a while.
1. First came the proud supporter of article 377 –
Did they check the sex of those frogs though? 🤔
That’s the important question here!
— Cow Momma (@Cow__Momma) June 24, 2018
2. Then came the Virat Hindu, just to make sure –
They should check the religion of male frog first. This could be case of Love Jihad.
— Khaleel (@khaleel_ak) June 24, 2018
3. People were seriously concerned over the food arrangements at the wedding –
Navneet, Organize the gau-rakshak friends and make sure that @Cow__Momma meat is not being served in the party if the groom is from the minority religion.
— Khaleel (@khaleel_ak) June 24, 2018
4. Well, does that remind you of anybody. None to us. –
What is the use of this marraige, Male frog will run away from all the responsibilities and head towards something disaster, feeling sad for female frog. 😢😢😢😢
— Bhaskar (@inclusivemind) June 24, 2018
5. Somebody is missing Balika-Vadhu here –
Mendki ki Umar kuch Kam Ni lag ri ?
Nabalig lag Rahi mjhe.
— Mahant Not Arun Jaitley (@ArainJutley) June 24, 2018
6. Of course, the next victim was privacy –
ANI first night ki bhi pic tweet krna
— ETHAN HUNT (@hunt_bhai) June 24, 2018
7. Some detested this very directly –
Do you really say this is part of your invisible VIKAS?
Or is it that you have left governance and administration on God’s grace?
Why don’t you work on reality to ensure rain water harvesting, ground water management which is doable?
What is that you are afraid of?🤔#CrazyVikas pic.twitter.com/2nUfHmNmUK
— Vinay ವಿನಯ್ (@VinayRock986) June 24, 2018
8. This guy points out why Back to the future series didn’t care for India –
In 2004 – we soon have Fying cars
In 2018 :- https://t.co/bpfondcYgG
— भाई साहब (@Bhai_Saaheb) June 24, 2018
9. Bible quote for the day is – you reap what you sow
ये कोई आम बात नही है, मोदीजी का मास्टरस्ट्रोक है.. 😁
— Rahul Patil (@rahul_2151) June 24, 2018
10. But what about our soldiers on the front? –
Even though a Lalita Yadav is the minister appointed, we have to rely on 🐸 frogs and their weddings for the welfare of our farmers. What a waste of tax payers money on the salary of this minister! The farmers might as well make MRS FROG the minister to take care of their needs!
— manka (@mankalitta) June 24, 2018
11. Conspiracy theorists soon found them at home –
Female frog toh shadi se pehle hi pregnant ho gyee lagti hai ,es liye jaldbaji mein shadi Kar di gyee ,,
Kisan ka toh naam aise hi liya gya yeh Mamla dabane k liye 😉😉
— Maninder Singh cheema (@Maninder2331) June 24, 2018
12. Last but not least, here come ‘Acche Din’, in reference only though –
And they say, they will bring achhe din 😂😂😂😂
— Shahnawaz Ali (@ali_iamshah) June 24, 2018
Twitter is not a place to let your kids wander around. Users make sure that nobody escapes unscathed. But why should we care? Have a happy weekend!